sleiin:


JOHN: hey Dad… i’m 18 now!
JOHN: but i’ll always be your kid, huh?

i know it’s late but i blame this. also that cake’s probably not safe to eat john…

sleiin:

JOHN: hey Dad… i’m 18 now!

JOHN: but i’ll always be your kid, huh?

i know it’s late but i blame this. also that cake’s probably not safe to eat john…

theprinceofhopeless:

conclusivelyelusive:

powerrprincess:

i go through periods of 

“i’m so fucking cool and awesome and hot. I would date me” 

followed by 

“i’m so fucking ugly why do people talk to me i’m such a loser” 

followed by 

“LIFE IS AWESOME LOOK A BIRD. SO PRETTY. EARTH IS BEAUTIFULLLL!!” 

followed by 

“oh my god everyone is so fucked up i hate people and want to die.”

All before 9am

every day

baracknobama:

*TURNS OFF WIFI* PAY ATTENTION TO ME

friskydean:

au where dean is openly bi but everyone thinks he’s straight

wait a minute

things that are enjoyable:

  • showers

things that are not enjoyable:

  • getting in the shower
  • getting out of the shower

cryingaboutcollege:

*gets nervous over things i cant control*

*neglects things i can control*

romanticizedweakling:

"i was born in the wrong century," the girl sighs as she imagines a future where women have full ownership of their own bodies

kanyewesticle:

i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

thirstingaintdead:

*Googles big word before I fuck around and use it injudiciously*

dean: i'm turning in for the night. goodnight, cas.
cas: goodnight, dean. love you.
dean: love you.
dean: *lies in bed*
dean:
dean:
dean:
dean: wait a second

basedgosh:

basedgosh:

note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke

who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me

brozoi:

i love how “lmao” has evolved over the years from a genuine expression of mirth to the modern symbol of wet, unemphatic amusement; the mere ghost of an emotion, reflecting the journey of modern youth from innocent naievete to hardened apathy. lmao